In 20 years he’s gonna come back and go “oh god...what have i done”

@vanillagrapefruit2398

3 жыл бұрын

you don’t think is parents are making him do this?

@DappledLeaf

3 жыл бұрын

And then roast them again like Alex Hooper did.

@f.d9076

3 жыл бұрын

@@JJPantano is that u?

@alauddinjamal6791

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaa😂😂😂

@deviant647

3 жыл бұрын

@@JJPantano OMFG HE'S REAL

When a seven year old is more savage then most adults? I am shocked.

@michaelstuddzz2797

4 жыл бұрын

When he ate that cupcake in front of Simon 😈😂

@Sara86A

4 жыл бұрын

I liked how he roasted the judges on the show!! I literally laughed and was like oh my god this 7 years old is smart and funny!!! Thank god no judge buzzed him especially Simon.

@maxmustermann-ux9pq

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelstuddzz2797 Hello stranger. How are you today?

@sinoundrawing

4 жыл бұрын

wow

@cocktailyoutube2848

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pqZltLhuervIp5s.html

This kid isn't afraid of bullying. Bullying is afraid of this kid. 🔥🔥🔥

@thatguyysb7830

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh this kid is the bully

@ccornier80

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOO!!!!

@Jackalopea

Жыл бұрын

🤣

He's not lying... Never seen Howie in a movie... Ever!!!

@kuroneko9167

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@rogerramon3151

3 жыл бұрын

Little monsters is a classic, check it out. He was also the voice of Gizmo in gremlins. But those are the only movies that come to mind lol

@christianraphael3521

3 жыл бұрын

Roger... Thanks, I've not seen either of those. I'll look them up

@rogerramon9326

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianraphael3521 really ? You have never seen gremlins? Its an 80s classic. But Howie only does the voice of Gizmo. If you want to see howie in true form check out little monsters. It also stars fred savage from wonder years fame.

@Gamefever_10

3 жыл бұрын

I literally had to search on KZread 😂

I bet no kids in his school bully him 😂 lol

@haniwill521

4 жыл бұрын

Because he has the biggest & worest tongue of all time. ....he would destroy them . !!! Hate to say it but don't like this kid at all, all the judges Shocked and Embarrassed, Scared When he start talking abt them, like what's he's going say now, and humiliating me , kind of things you can feel & see it. !!

@ldteev7181

4 жыл бұрын

hani will well said & I totally agree 💯

@riseandshine2428

4 жыл бұрын

It would backfire

@mothusimokwena7210

4 жыл бұрын

its Lloyd they cant bully me😂😂😂 i tell you

@imovedtoanotherplaceuwu9355

4 жыл бұрын

@@haniwill521 I mean you can tell he obvioisly did not came up with this by himself.

Age makes difference specially in making people laugh..

@mikemangieri7626

4 жыл бұрын

These day we need to laugh

@tinarawi1699

4 жыл бұрын

...

@isa-ex6wb

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr the Ned boy from BGT did the same thing, but his jokes were way lighter. JJ did have some funny jokes, but he was a little too mean with Heidi in my opinion

@mikemangieri7626

4 жыл бұрын

@@isa-ex6wb after how Simon insulted people on American idol over the years so just leave it back to him

@eniola8062

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikemangieri7626 lol

Kid: It's an honor to meet you. Simon: Likewise. Kid: Are you familiar with the concept of sarcasm? 🤣🤣🤣😂

@fezzik7619

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. That’s just like the video we all just watched. Good job

@augustrosepriv892.

3 жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 It's their favorite line, from the comedian.

@sulaimankse4701

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 O thanks!!! I hadn’t gotten it!

@WhatSayCrochet

2 жыл бұрын

His name is JJ.

@valkely4627

2 жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 b

His parents are going to have big problems in school bc their child will roast the teacher 😂

@JJPantano

3 жыл бұрын

I do not roast off stage . This is a performance don't worry lol

@f.d9076

3 жыл бұрын

@@JJPantano JJ big fan mate

@AtheneHolder

2 жыл бұрын

@@JJPantano awww shux. My second year teacher could have done with a burn or two lol good on you mate

„are you familiar with the concept of sarcasm?“ 😹

@vesnaz8284

4 жыл бұрын

anny.a cinesseum.com/en/movie/the-team

lets be real , if an adult told these jokes hed be booed off the stage

@ianlee5109

4 жыл бұрын

A guy actually did I think 😂

@ITZMEGAMESTER

4 жыл бұрын

s he did but he got 4 red buzzes

@ahmadalmarie2167

4 жыл бұрын

a guy named alex hooper actually did that

@nicholeb1100

4 жыл бұрын

I must be slow cuz he's not that funny 🙄🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤙

@mikemangieri7626

4 жыл бұрын

Can u do better have a heart

Unrelated, but how does Alesha still look 26 when she’s 41? She looks stunning 🤩

@QueenMuser

3 жыл бұрын

Adrenochrome for sure 🤦🏼‍♀️

@kacym.118

3 жыл бұрын

I bet her team of cosmetic surgeons could tell you her secret.

@user-fe1le2yl3x

3 жыл бұрын

She’s 41 ?

@mht4908

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-fe1le2yl3x Yeah she’s born in 1978

@diegoleiva7242

3 жыл бұрын

Black don't crack!

I want to see him and ned combine to roast everybody 😂😂😂

@daisysamaco9862

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yessss HAHAHAHAHAHA that'll be so funny for sure

@absolutelyrandom4978

2 жыл бұрын

Thing is that Ned’s acts are obviously more scripted, JJ’s shown that he’s capable of making a bunch of roasts on the spot

@susmithagoud6541

2 жыл бұрын

@@absolutelyrandom4978 I don't think.. it's just their way of delivering is quite different .Ned seems a bit reserved but this guy he just blows up everything 😄

@lalachristy5581

2 жыл бұрын

I want that too just like Master X collaborated with Shin Lim

@WhatSayCrochet

2 жыл бұрын

Their styles are way different. Plus JJ is way better.

Even Simon is afraid from this kid. 😂😂😂

@idku9500

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣

@djlinden

Жыл бұрын

Y H L O L

@djlinden

Жыл бұрын

🎉

@comphysync9084

11 ай бұрын

Pantano in spanish means swamp.

It's not just the jokes themselves but how he delivers them. Those pauses are amazing.

@Ronin-kk4bt

4 жыл бұрын

Moses Tekper his is delivery is great🤣

Alesha Dixon is a great sport. She took JJ's jokes really well

@WhatSayCrochet

2 жыл бұрын

Especially compared to Simon who wouldn’t let JJ finish 4:14

@Mmesomachii

Жыл бұрын

@@WhatSayCrochet he’s joking

@AlainnCorcaigh

11 ай бұрын

she's British, they just like the Irish love taking the piss out of one another

@VishnuKumar-gq8jh

6 ай бұрын

​@@WhatSayCrochetlol are you a snowflake?

I remember a grown man came and roasted judges then immediately got kicked off the stage.

@surangabandara78

3 жыл бұрын

Preacher lawson

@sugiantogozali8697

3 жыл бұрын

@@surangabandara78 Not him... Alex Hooper who got kicked out....

@morgueinduarte1977

3 жыл бұрын

Its the fact that his a kid lol 😆 its the ultimate pass

@JSodusta

3 жыл бұрын

Oh the sandwich king , yeah I’m good. I was glad this didn’t go through too far.

@bhianardi6497

3 жыл бұрын

But to be honest not every kid can stand up and roast judges like JJ

I seriously cannot remember the last time I cried and laughed so much at the same time! We need more comedians like this with everything going on in the world these days! Such a class act. Love him hope he goes far in life. 🤗

@pitic6419

11 ай бұрын

The kid is great, but it's good not to neglect the advantage that his 7 years old gives him. The same jokes made by an adult would not have had the same effect. The kid it is very funny and sweet!

Me: aww he looks so adorable. Him: roasts the judges Me: Isn't he such a sweetheart? The judges: 👁👄👁

@84Precial

3 жыл бұрын

Kanae Von Rosewald you’re right

@lixiee_pixiee

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he is so precious, you can't get mad at him lol.

@stanbabyphotostheslither-p8815

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@fathfez7991

3 жыл бұрын

Sweetheart? More like Noheart

@wolf3515

Жыл бұрын

Haha yes

He's still the only one who was actually able to roast Simon. Even the other professional/adult standups couldn't come up with a good joke for him.

@misbahailia3345

11 ай бұрын

Because a lil kid knows he can get away with badly roasting Simon, and still get through to the final and semi final. But adults, if they insulted Simon properly..They wouldn't stand a chance.

@kelliepeek4020

8 ай бұрын

Ned woodman on BGT. He also roasts the judges

nobody: simon: i thought he was going to be a singer

@idku9500

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. So true. 🤣

@nuriasheikh5255

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Obviously his dad is a comical genius, no way a 7 year old could come up with that, but he delivers so well

@idku9500

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr?

@rentonwalter8169

3 жыл бұрын

i know this kid and its all scripted from an agency he just has to memorise it

@idku9500

3 жыл бұрын

@@rentonwalter8169 Really..?

@joannemurdock7899

2 жыл бұрын

@@rentonwalter8169 how do u Know that!?

@rentonwalter8169

2 жыл бұрын

@@joannemurdock7899 its my cousins friend from school

Simon & Alesha have such good senses of humor ! Way to take it like champs

@zacharybanda7683

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, cause they’re British

@ExEvMusic

5 ай бұрын

@@zacharybanda7683 lmaooo

I know an adult wrote these for him, but his delivery and confidence is like he’s grown and wrote it himself! And oh my goodness he burrrrned (or should I say froze) Simon at 4:38 😂🤣😂🤣

still the best roasting I've ever heard in any Got Talent, he roasted all the judges like it was nothing🤣🤣

@Indrazubeda

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂He is the best

Big terry 😂😂 and he was gonna punch him but he realize JJ is just a kid 2:15

@laqualaharris7963

4 жыл бұрын

I caught that too

@kimt3905

4 жыл бұрын

i didn't catch that but now i do after you said it.

@enioladavis457

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Ohh wait a minute.... that’s Alicia keys i wouldn’t want to see him in the hallways of school lmaooo

@idku9500

3 жыл бұрын

Same

THE JOKE ABOUT SIMON’S FACE HAS ME ROLLING

Love how he has Gucci shoes and I can’t even afford AirPods lol

Lets be honest if our parents heard us say these things we would get wooped 😂

@Ronin-kk4bt

4 жыл бұрын

Camoxz yup so true😂

@JustCrazy.0_o

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

The privilege of being a kid

@arandomman.

3 жыл бұрын

He's *Protected*

@MO-sx5di

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a kid ( 9 years old ) when I roast any one they just let me get away with it

@MO-sx5di

3 жыл бұрын

😈😈

@arandomman.

3 жыл бұрын

@@justalittlebitodd3516 😂😂

@Francesca441

3 жыл бұрын

@@justalittlebitodd3516 😂 I'm 13 soon

When your a kid, you can roast adults and still make them laugh 😹 JJ: PRESENT!

Terry’s Ohhhhh (to the football comment) was priceless. He’s a great host for these shows

He told the same jokes to the Australian judges.. just saying but it’s clever

@vqueen489

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of people do I've seen Amy schumer saying the same joke many times

@isa-ex6wb

4 жыл бұрын

@Mythicdragon666 Y Which jokes? They were very different from Ned's.

@isa-ex6wb

4 жыл бұрын

@Mythicdragon666 Y Ned made fun of Simon's teeth and JJ made fun of Simon's weight loss. Also the Meghan Markle joke and confusing Alesha with Alicia Keys, completely different. Ned made a subtle joke about respecting the elders while JJ full on called Heidi old. Ned also didn't hit on any judge and didn't make research on their careers. I really don't think it was copied. The idea was the same (roasting the judges) but the performance was very original.

@isa-ex6wb

4 жыл бұрын

@Mythicdragon666 Y I'm calm, I'm just debating. I did watch all the performances. Still, I don't remember Ned comparing Alesha to Alicia Keys. And besides all the differences I mentioned before, Ned also told a few jokes that aren't related to the show, which JJ didn't.

@aceclan2395

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he did but changed it slightly

*high pitched voice* NUTRITIONISTSTS! AND THATS FOR SIMON ONLY! he’s so CUTE!

This guy is a comedic genius! I love him!

Simon always checks on women judges to see if they get offended 😂

@TheOnetrueDarsh

2 жыл бұрын

You have 3 comments on the same video

@lucianshadowmane

2 жыл бұрын

Given the rumors about him passively hitting on women I'm not surprised

@lucianshadowmane

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheOnetrueDarsh why you hatten

@vtv4373

2 жыл бұрын

All your comments have been downvoted

@doloresumbridgeisdaworst3966

2 жыл бұрын

Gender stereotype..

I love this little boy, he is HILARIOUS! He looks so cute in a suit and tie.

How many voice cracks we have heard

@wzz225

4 жыл бұрын

Dave X enough to make me go deaf

@thatguyysb7830

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t EvEN knOw

@misspeppa5964

3 жыл бұрын

Why r u people so mean it's his voice he can't change it at least now

@essierock9151

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, let's roast HIM about his voice cracks.

@AbsolutelyRedundant

3 жыл бұрын

Its the Aussie accent you dumbasses .... Don't be such dimwits . Every kid in Australia will sound the same .

No matter what, you gotta admit his smile is adorable

@sajalsiddique4f756

Жыл бұрын

4

Bruh in soo slow when she explained the joke my brain just died🤦🏼‍♀️😭😂😂

Y'all remember Ned Woodman from BGT? JJ is kinda him in a way 😂

@hide.yo.food.-foreverhungr5125

4 жыл бұрын

Łüniør Tiffü do u mean BGT?

@tofuu_yaa

4 жыл бұрын

Hide.yo.food. --foreverhungry Yea I do, I guess it just autocorrected me I edited it

@hide.yo.food.-foreverhungr5125

4 жыл бұрын

Łüniør Tiffü lol k

@wzz225

4 жыл бұрын

Łüniør Tiffü except more annoying

@vesnaz8284

4 жыл бұрын

Łüniør Tiffü cinesseum.com/en/movie/the-team

Only Australians remember this kid and his hilarious roasts from Australia’s Got Talent last year

This kid did a good job roasting the judges😂😂

I love how this little kid is up there just roasting these people

This girl just brought me out of the worst of mood to laughing to tears. She's so funny . Thank God for her.

@KomaedasOneTrueHope

5 ай бұрын

...JJ...is. Not a girl. He's an 11 year old boy he just has long hair😭

Who can't get enough of this video🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You can never be too careful these days” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Really adorable and "cheeky" as the British say kid!

@patrikanthony45

Жыл бұрын

Hello beautiful Catherine how are you doing

And won 15grammy's.... Ohhh sorry that was Alicia keys. Savage😁😁

I saw this kid when he was on aus got talent when he first did a performance. Amazing to see how far he’s come 👍😃

I love that he went for Terry too 😄 just to keep things going. Following that, Terry is getting ready to throw a punch at JJ but then realizes he can’t because JJ is a little kid.

Judges: He’s a Bad Boyyy Him:Thankyou everyone I’m JJ Pantono 😂😂😂

His parents write the most interesting lines for him. There's no way that he wrote all his material himself.

@momzspace8628

4 жыл бұрын

True

@appleslaw9081

4 жыл бұрын

Duhhh

@halal1167

4 жыл бұрын

But at least he was brave enough to go in front of all those audeince

@Jennymule1

4 жыл бұрын

givememore4free so you don’t think a kid could be smart enough come up with stuff on their own? Kids these days would surprise you with how intellectual they are

@pranavkarn3341

4 жыл бұрын

Presenting in that cute manner is enough to show his talent .there is a big thing like confidence

"Oh wait a minute that's Alicia Keys" sting STUNG

This is one of the best kid comedians I’ve ever saw right! 🤣🤣🤣

An adult who roasted the judges 2 years ago had very similar jokes and got all 4 buzzers immediately

@johnanderson9765

Жыл бұрын

Well, double standards exist.

The SEVEN year old kid is much more confident than me 😮

@lynnlou4547

3 жыл бұрын

That's because you have a fragile self-esteem an implication of narcissism. Unlike you, this can handle even the smallest criticism since he's mentally strong manifesting itself in his verbal behaviour. He used jokes and sarcasm to lower people's self-importance causing their flaws to rise to the surface with elevated shame

@ifyazenabor1631

3 жыл бұрын

Lynn Lou wow.

@user-iq2ts3kx1s

3 жыл бұрын

Lynn Lou Are you saying that basically it was bad that he was making fun of the judges?

@fathfez7991

3 жыл бұрын

Also he's meaner

@rehanehsan9054

3 жыл бұрын

Lynn Lou ok?...

8:13 the kid foresaw how serious corona would be!!

7:18 Hes killing simon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4:15 Simon says ze wants to be "cryonically frozen"!

Omg his squeaky little voice is so cute. His jokes are on point!!!!

Can't imagine if I have kid like JJ.

He sure is using his opportunity so well, later it'll be too late for him to do that to the judges 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only a child can successfully get away with roasting the skin off the judges. 🤣🤣

i could not belive that simon could laugh so hard it makes choke myself and also more interested

Why is this kid better than most actual comedians

@nitsuj6801

4 жыл бұрын

*his dad

This is FANTASTIC!!! He should have been in top 5!

This kids a savage 😂😂😂😂

Alesha was ready for Simon to get his turn🤣🤣 while Simon was trying to clap his turn away lol

To be honest heidi klum made me laugh about the constipation movie 😂😂😂

@rasikasankar1292

4 жыл бұрын

Tawakal Ahmed ahahhahaha

@MartialArtswithLucyLu

3 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@AtheneHolder

2 жыл бұрын

Still not funny though lol #TeamJJ

I love his laugh hecis too cute

Why I'm hurting my ribs at 2:00am. I'll call in laugh tomorrow morning 😂😂😂😂

“Maybe in another ten years” lol

He has the best giggle ever.

“Looking at your face now, I think you’ve started the process already” had me dying in laughter

Love this kid. God bless jj pantano

2:13 Terry looks like he was about to punch the kid and then realized that he’s 7 years old. 🤣🤣🤣

@AngelMendoza-um8pm

3 жыл бұрын

Shouldve done it these hands rated E for everybody lmao

@azdinyoubi5618

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

Absolutely love this kid!!

@patrikanthony45

Жыл бұрын

Hello beautiful Denise how are you doing

Ok I'm still laughing at the constipation turnover joke🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HE’S VICIOUSSS😂😂😂

😂 That kid is hilarious 😂😂😂

He's adorable and have a perfect comic timing of course everyone is gonna like him...

That torture of eating a cupcake in front of Simon

I just love this kid

Love Terry's reaction to his roasting. Love that man for his personality 😂

@WhatSayCrochet

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was hilarious that Terry got ready to throw a punch but then suddenly remembered he couldn’t because JJ is a kid.

This kid is one of the only roasters that Simon could put up and laugh with

@WhatSayCrochet

2 жыл бұрын

That’s because he is a kid

He could be a great roaster one day. Keep it up JJ

I could watch Simon's reaction for weeks

I enjoyed how he attacks judges and how he cuts down Steve! JJ is so good at hitting where it hurts! Nice JJ! 🐸💐🐸💐

Is anyone gonna talk about how you can hear the crowd screaming and clapping at the same time as they show the crowd sitting in silence?

Hello from Argentina!!! He is amazing!!!

JJ is the bomb

FUN FACT: This tiny kid is the main writer of his own jokes. His parents help but (according to him and them) he is the lone writer of "the funny parts". Incredible. When I was that young, I could barely talk and could certainly never articulate that well. If he's this funny at age seven, imagine how hilarious he will be at 25 (think Eddie Murphy).

@nato2panama

4 жыл бұрын

No. Think a cute Don Rickles

@gmail4218

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, the kid's ugly. But comedians are not known for their good looks, LOL

@MrSailmakers

4 жыл бұрын

No wonder why the jokes sound so much like those of Ned Woodman

@fathfez7991

3 жыл бұрын

@@gmail4218 He's not a comedian, he's a roaster. Chick'n

Why is Simon Cowell being roasted makes me feel so good? 😂🤣

I love you JJ Pantano so much I loved the face on Simon Cowell’s face when he totally laughed

His dad was like... Yeh... Thats my kidd!😂❤

The timing...the gap before punch.. a good comedian!👌👌👌👌

Y"all realize he didn't come up with these, it was probably his dad

This is so funny! I really liked seeing the other contestants’ reactions! LOL

Kids funny asf bro he hosted the late late thingy in a hilarious way